CLUE
Murder #2

A few months back, there was a suicide mouse found hanging in the window of Loveless #2's home. It was a horrific event as some of you might recall. Sadly, another member of this mouse family is now gone after a chance meeting with a mousetrap and the exterminators, Dr. Loveless and his 3 assistants, on Sunday evening. There the four of us were (Mark, Ryan, the Mrs., and Jeff) all enjoying a nice Sunday meal of chicken alfredo and green salad before the First Presidency devotional. When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter...and out of the corner of my eye I did see, a mouse scurry under the door of Mark's guest bathroom, just as I was finishing a bite of dinner. I shrieked, then I freaked, then I alerted everyone else and within a matter of seconds all four of us had our feet up off the floor. Mark went and got the wooden stick out of the window sill and some mouse traps out of the drawer. Mark and Ryan charged the bathroom and laundry room like they were about about dual it out in a fencing match (stick in hand), only to find their not so little friend playing peek-a-boo with them. So Mark set some traps in the doorway and down in the basement. About an hour later, we heard a loud "SNAP". Jeff says, "Dude, I think you may have just gotten your mouse." Sure enough, the murder had taken place. Everyone, but the cousin to our suicide mouse, was elated. The end.


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