This is Max's favorite new phrase to say. Last week I was feeding the baby downstairs in the morning. Max came downstairs eating candy.
Mom: "Max, you can't have candy for breakfast. No more. You need to eat eggs first."
Max proceeded to go back upstairs and I could hear him pulling a chair up to the counter.
Mom: "Max, No Candy!"
A few moments later he returned downstairs with a napkin.
Max: "Mom, I wash it."
I didn't see or smell anything on his hands and I just figured he had pushed the chair up to the counter to get a napkin. He went back upstairs. A few minutes went by and he came downstairs again, with what appeared to be wet hands.
Max: "Mom, wash hands."
I realized that his hands were a slimy-wet. I promptly set Luke down, picked up Max as to not have him touch anything, and ran upstairs to wash his hands thoroughly. My suspicions were confirmed upon arrival.


Max: "Mom, I make eggs!"
Mom: "Oh, yes. I see that."
Max: "All right let's do it!"
You can't get mad when they are just being obedient. Although, I wouldn't have had to disinfect everything had he just ate the candy.